This is why the Interweb was created

So that stupid people like me could link to the stupid things that stupid people wrote and made available to the public.

Stupid thing of the moment: 50 Greatest Conservative Rock Songs.

What's that you say? Conservative rock? Well, then, let's get some Bob Dylan on that list! Some Sex Pistols! Let's tell people that Aerosmith's "Janie's got a gun" is a stirring anthem about a women's right to bear arms!

Yeah.

I know, I know, what about the movies, Elfin April? To which I say: if I could sort out my feelings about 3 Needles, I would surely share them with you.