"I learned, at a very young age, the only currency worth anything in this world is power."

Between you and me, I think betting against Irina Derevko is always a mistake. Mind you, I've only finished season two, so don't spoil me on anything. Just like I won't spoil you on the ten steps I uncovered to win Best Picture in my latest Culture article. You can also read my advice column (updated every Monday; send questions to advice@culturemagazine.ca), and check out my new YouTube picks. Currently playing is an all-Conchords edition.