Meanwhile, at the Church And State Fair, Maeby was signing up for the inner beauty pagaent.

Behold the beauty of my latest Culture article! But no, I am not going to link to it because you need to behold the beauty of our entirely redesigned website! That's right, friends, check it out, and I am sure you will easily find your way to my thoughts about quotable movie lines. As for Miss Smartypants, she is excitingly moving to a weekly format, so you can read her lovely advice every Monday! Keep sending those questions to advice@culturemagazine.ca.