If you watch the show, you know that only Jacob has the words to describe something so balls-out crazypants. Since I am not Jacob Clifton, let me show you a photo.
Left to right, let's break it down:
Emily's dress maybe looks a little too casual, but it's otherwise fine until she turned around and revealed it was backless. Emily just does not give a fuck.
Spencer is, as always, dressed like the most high fashion Puritan you'll ever meet. This is easily the dress she will wear to school next Tuesday.
Aria . . . actually, this is one of them more sane outfits Aria has ever worn or will ever wear. She wears black and white clown pants to get coffee in the same episode.
Hanna's beachy hair and attire (tits out, legs out) is just so perfectly Hanna that I can hardly fault her. Plus she wore an insane headband that is also a hat and caused heart palpitations earlier in the ep.
Then there's some random perfume model (who I briefly and dearly hoped was Jason) and then . . .
JENNA. Now, there's nothing really notable about Jenna's ensemble except the fact that she is wearing sunglasses again, the better to protect us from her freaky-ass eyeballs. I must say I am relieved that Jenna is going blind again, which is kind of a terrible thing to say, but it gets worse. Why is she blind in the first place? The Liars blinded her in a fire, of course! Those are our heroes.
Or, as my bestie put it to me to convince me to start watching the show, "A girl literally slaps the sunglasses off a blind girl, and that first girl is in the right."
Show, don't ever change.
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