Humour isn't that subjective

 

What the crap? Why is this happening? I know things weren't perfect last year, but is Jon so . . . what, exactly? Why can't he do it again? He's too East Coast? Too outsider-y? Too funny?

 

Not that I don't like Ellen. I do. I think she's hilarious. But her brand of humour, at least on her talk show, is so middle of the road. It's too "don't rock the boat" for Oscars. I like a little spice with my awards shows.